“I can’t get attracted to a girl who smells like my grandmother.”
Male student talking to female companion on campus.
“…because my brother was killed by a tulip.”
Dr. Davidson, improvising in our Plath class as we analyzed “Tulips”
“God loves you whether you like it or not.”
Church sign on Hwy. 61.
“All pants ½ off”
Sign in store window in UK.
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