Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
(Copied from an email showing the Washington Post’s MENSA Invitational winning definitions by altering words to create new meanings.)
“Your nights are never typical!” My response to Dr. D’s statement that our break time will be of longer duration on a typical class night than it was on the first.
“We can’t sleep together—that would be gay.” 15 year old nephew of my friend responding to his aunt’s assumption that he would share a queen bed with his 14-year old brother during a recent visit.
“OK, so what's the speed of dark?” Copied from an email forward quoting scientist Steven Wright.
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