“Dem chickens ain’t dead.”
Kentucky farmer drunk on moonshine to my friend whose dog killed three of his chickens.
“There are 22,000 pieces of space junk orbiting our earth.”
Brian Williams on NBC Nightly News.
“He’s got his dough, so I’ll see him no mo’.”
My neighbor referring to a paint contractor who did not return to finish the job.
“I’d love to have what you take for granted.”
Moi.
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